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AlbumReview: '€˜A Head Full of Dreams'€™ by Coldplay

Earnestly crowd-pleasing and fame-embracing, Coldplay has never been cool

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Fri, December 18, 2015 Published on Dec. 18, 2015 Published on 2015-12-18T16:20:57+07:00

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AlbumReview: '€˜A Head Full of Dreams'€™ by Coldplay

Earnestly crowd-pleasing and fame-embracing, Coldplay has never been cool. Their breakout single, '€œYellow'€, had ruled with sticky-sweet embrace and fey sincerity and their subsequent climb to the top has been marked with one calculated commercialism after another; pop-star collaborations, arena-ready visual schticks and endless lines of lighter-baiting hit singles.

Their caliber of uncool takes a lot of marketing talent but it also rests heavily on being able to write actual songs '€” catchy, heart-burning tracks that feel current.

As such, Coldplay'€™s best-known songs seem to be written in the factory of surefire chart-toppers; identifiably theirs but also identifiably now. Coldplay may not be cool, but it is precisely because of this that they are one of the world'€™s biggest bands.

Starting out as pensive Britpop indie kids trying to ape Jeff Buckley and radio-friendly Radiohead, the British quartet has, to date, consistently managed to fill stadiums by way of their chameleon transformation into a version of U2, Rihanna and whatever modern R'€™n'€™B calls itself at the moment.

Coldpay make music for the masses, with the sad-sack individuality of 2000'€™s pensive '€œShiver'€ laid to rest in favor of the exploding soul fervor that makes up modern super-hits like '€œViva La Vida'€, '€œParadise'€, or '€œCharlie Brown'€. It is this careerist move that always favors the band, because the songs '€” catchy melodies and soaring arrangements '€” were always there.

On A Head Full of Dreams (Parlophone/ Atlantic Records), their latest record '€” and if leader Chris Martin is to be believed, their swan song '€” record, Coldplay have rummaged through an unsurprising amount of studio hit-making tricks to create some of the dullest songs in their catalog. Though their last few albums hinted at electronic-pop disco-dancing, Dreams takes that production trick to its extreme minus the songs to back it up. This is magically a Coldplay album without a tune to hum.

Produced with the assistance of Stargate, the production team who have worked with pop-stars Rihanna and Katy Perry, Dreams sets its disco foot right from the get go with its title track, which can be summed up as Coldplay-does-club-music '€” echoing vocals from Martin, twinkly guitars from Johnny Buckland, and pulsating bass-lines, all layered with characterless electro drums and synth.

'€œFun'€, an electro-pop (that term will come up a lot) ballad of similar characterless reproach featuring R'€™n'€™B star Tove Lo, is very-probably about Martin'€™s recent divorce ('€œunconscious uncoupling'€ is the term) with actress Gwyneth Paltrow that sounds about as personal as that last hit you heard that you didn'€™t really want to hear.

'€œAmazing Day'€ is futuristic rap that already sounds as dated in its futurist predication as early 1990s movies about '€œduh Internet'€ and '€œhackerz'€.

The big single '€œAdventure of a Lifetime'€ has some kind of hook, but you'€™re never really sure whether it is just an unmistakable pattern that repeats itself endlessly like a drill through the teeth instead.

The album'€™s best moment comes in the form of a leftfield interlude. '€œKaleidoscope'€ features a sample of Barack Obama singing '€œAmazing Grace'€ and a voice reading out Jalāl ad-DÄ«n Muhammad RÅ«mÄ«'€™s The Guest House amidst layers of twinkling piano ambience.

Ghost Stories, Coldplay'€™s previous album was written right after Martin'€™s divorce and threaded inwards, almost ashamed in its own sense of unwillingness to connect with the masses. That was a real heartbreak record, regardless of how good/bad you considered the songs.

Dreams
just sleepwalks through its populist chants of woohoos and empty platitudes with lyrics such as '€œEverything you want'€™s a dream away'€ and '€œYou make me feel like I'€™m alive again'€.

A Head Full of Dreams is not a way for a world-renowned and much-embraced band to go out. It'€™s a career nadir that perplexes, especially when coming from a band whose world-domination aspirations never before blanketed their ability to write very-strong populist pop. It is trite and simplistic to say a band '€œused to be really good'€, but Coldplay'€™s first two records rang with talent within the framework of punchy sentimentality.

Maybe if R'€™n'€™B hadn'€™t ruled the airwaves for the past two decades, Chris Martin would still be writing U2-esque mega pop tunes to sell millions of records. This may sounds equally as trite and calculated, but if you are going to sell your soul for rock'€™n'€™roll, I'€™d say it is best to ape bands you sound good aping.

'€” Marcel Thee

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