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The worst excuses ever given

  • Nury Vittachi

Hong Kong | Sat, January 13 2018 | 01:24 am

PREMIUM When police arrested a man for drug possession, he claimed that the illegal substances were not his. This would have been fine except for the fact that they were found up his bottom.

It was a risky defense and judges in the US state of Pennsylvania speedily rejected it in a court case reported on Jan. 2, making it the first 2018 entry for this column’s file of Dumb Criminal Cases.