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adies (and gentlemen who adore the other gentlemen), have you ever met a beautiful stranger? The kind that could mesmerize you just by the way he looks, talks and smiles at you? Everything about him just makes your world tumble down and your heart dance all over the place. Even when he farts you're completely impressed rather than disgusted. Maybe you have a taste for danger, but realize that your heart could be stolen by this charminizer.

He may not be the hottest dude you've ever spotted, his body perhaps considered a level below those Men's Health magazine poster boys, he dresses moderately although far from boring, but he nevertheless hits all the spots you require for your ideal version of a perfect gentleman. You damn well know he enjoys all the attention you give to all he does, and despite not exactly getting back 100 percent what you want from him, you just can't help surrendering yourself to his charisma.

The notorious charmer indeed works in many mysterious ways. You still don't understand how you can be so helpless and nauseated from overdosing on za-za-zoo whenever he's around, like he's cast a spell on you. If you were alert you'd run away, but once you get punch drunk on his magic, you stay to take your chances with this Monsieur Magnetique.

You recognize the signs when you start to feel you're falling into his arms but somehow still can't get a full embrace from him. You notice he gains more power and confidence the more you worship him. Beware, all ye prey, he's a devil in disguise; that's why you need to pay attention to this observation for your own safety and world peace.

Identify this charminator from the way he works his killer stare on you, and those oh-so-dazzling winks every now and then while he talks can really makes your body shiver in ecstasy. But just focus on assuming that he has some facial nervous disorder, and erase the fantasy that he's winking because he's lusting for you.

His smile is so expensive he doesn't give it away too frequently, remaining ever the mystery that you're dying to dig up. And when he finally displays that electrifying smile, a force-of-love tsunami swamps you from your head down to your toes. Don't get swept away.

Note that he will also touch or poke part of your body in a polite and super-friendly manner at an unexpected moment, giving a surprise sensation and soothing breeze all over your body. But don't be fooled by his tap, he just wants to get you in his trap!

For your next lesson, don't be too impressed by his well-educated American English - or cockney from those who are cockier for the heck of giving a "more special" impression - or too occupied finding the meaning of his unusual choice of smart words in your Oxford dictionary. It's the nature of old-fashioned teachers to intimidate their basic-level students by giving away intermediate material. It's so obvious you're expected to give more respect to your teacher when you experience this at school, isn't it? So just think of him as your annoying teacher to step back from him.

This charmeister is normally very smart; he's always up-to-date with the latest world news, and he's fully equipped with knowledge he gets from various books and Wikipedia. Of course he needs to be an intellectual to get people to look up to him. And in order to look smart, he usually sports salt-and-pepper hair - reminiscent of Hollywood's own Prince Charming, George Clooney - and a nicely trimmed gentle goatee you'd like to grate your cheese with.

He has wide interest in literature, arts and culture. He loves wine and enjoys good food from authentic street stalls to fancy restaurants, but you'll hardly ever see him light up a cigarette. Bad breath isn't his thing, as when he tempts you over dinner he needs to keep you focused on adoring him as he manipulatively always has his vague way of not letting you win any discussion when it involves his purposes and principles.

Have you seen these signs but somehow still can't manage to escape the attraction? Well, begin by taking it one step at a time. Unless you're needy, a fairytale-type thinker or are just plain rebellious (to some degree), you're probably enjoying this game of his that will make you suffer in the end. This predator needs you to make him feel better!

He's actually clueless about getting what he needs to make him feel good. Some people feel great if they do great job, others feel fantastic after energetic exercise, while yet others enjoy listening to joyful music. But this modern-day Casanova just loves to collect compliments and attention from his prey. You make him feel wanted.

Please give yourself permission to see him not from your "little girl" mind. Superheroes are fairytales. Real villains can do much damage while wearing Superman's cape. In fact, they can get away with anything and everything. Don't give him that power. Don't let this person become a larger-than-life dominant factor in your life.

He's just a thief of hearts, someone please arrest him.

He's just a thief of hearts, what he's done is a crime!